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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

😂😂

If you know yourself, then you’ll not be harmed by what is said about you. – Imam Sufyan Al Thawri (via stillwantyous)
En esta vida se perdona todo menos decir la verdad. – Carlos Ruiz Zafón, El Prisionero del Cielo  (via efimerabelleza)


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